Alternate Names

[raptusregaliter]

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution = The Atlanta Urinal and Constipation
"We Report, You Decide" = "We Distort, You Comply"

[firepoint525]

There is a nearby suburban community college (Volunteer State C. C.) sometimes referred to as "Harvard on the Highway" or "U.S.C.--the Univesity of Sumner County". Campus has a nice little radio station WVCP.

Dyersburg (TN) State Community College was known as Harvard on the Highway as well. Another name for it was Redneck Tech.
University of Memphis - Tiger High (Referring to the football team in the past, but they've been better in recent years, even better than Tennessee this year.)
Memphis - Mempho or Memfus
Nashville - Nashvegas
Taco Bell -Taco Hell
Several places in TN with Union in the name referred to as Onion instead:
Union City - Onion City
Union University in Jackson - Onion University
Union Planters Bank (Now part of Regions) - Onion Planters Bank

Nashville State Community College (where I hope to be returning to school soon) as "the University of White Bridge Road."

And the University of Tennessee at Martin, referred to as The University of Tennessee_{(at Martin)}

[radiorama1]

Radio Shack - Junk Shack 
Radio Shack - "You have Questions, We have attitudes and dumb looks"   
Clear Channel - Cheap Channel 
Boston Globe - Communists 
Boston Mayor (Tom) Menino - "Mumbles"   
Mass Pike Tolls - "Highway" Robbery   
The Big Dig (Tunnels) - Retirement Plan for next 3 generations of Tunnel/Repair workers... the gift that keeps on giving 
Massachusetts - Taxachusetts 

[gr8oldies]

How could I forget the state of NO-hio?

No gambling
No payday loans
No smoking (which I'm ok with except how it came about)
No strip clubs
No economy

[nightfly61]

Blob Evans
Slob evans
Pizza Butt
Jackson Spew It