Twisted Xmas Songs

[Bongwater]

Merry Christmas by Slade
Police Stop My Car-BRCC

"Merry Xmas" Slade - is that NOT a forgotten rock-n-roll Christmas tune or WHAT?

Ranks right up there with the Ronettes IMNSHO.........

[andreajesus]

Merry Christmas by Slade
Police Stop My Car-BRCC

"Merry Xmas" Slade - is that NOT a forgotten rock-n-roll Christmas tune or WHAT?

Ranks right up there with the Ronettes IMNSHO.........

i've never heard the Slade track, but i admire your taste in mentioning the Ronettes in your post...

[anotherguy]

More from Bongobells:

http://bongobells.blogspot.com/search?q=bah+humbugs - These are albums from Ban & the Humbugs. I haven't heard any of these but they sound interesting. Also, here's a link to their website: http://www.fjordstone.com/bah/

[nightfly61]

A Macarena Christmas. Jingling bells & all.
Santa Claus is Foolin' Around-BRCC
Santa & the Satellite-Buchanan & Goodman

[Lando Griffin]

"Cashing In On Christmas" by Bad News
"Christmas at K-Mart" by Root Boy Slim
"All I Want For Christmas"  by Dred Zeppelin

and my personal favorite: 
"Shouldn't Have Given Him a Gun For Christmas" by Wall of Voodoo

[dxer720]

I agree that Bob Rivers is the king of twisted Christmas tunes.  Here are some other twists to add to the mix:

Green Chri$tma$ by Stan Freeberg
Santa Got a D.W.I. by Sherwin Linton
The Pretty Little Dolly by Mona Aboud (recorded live on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson in 1980)
Frosty the Dope Man by Mark Zydiak
Blue Christmas by Seymour Swine
I Farted on Santa's Lap by The Little Stinkers
Down Through the Housetop by The Three Stooges
Christmas in My Pants by The Folk Brothers
Ornaments by Homer & Jethro
Christmas is Coming Twice This Year by The Hollytones
Santa's Brains by Jason & the Straptones
The Night Santa Went Crazy by "Weird Al" Yankovic
(Ho! Ho! Ho!) Who'd be a Turkey at Christmas? by Elton John

I have many more in my collection, but I don't want to go on too long.

[anotherguy]

More Dr. Demento from the Cheeze Factory: http://cheezefactory.blogspot.com/2008/12/dr-dementos-holidays-in-dementia.html

[YEKIMI]

Who could forget Ray Steven's "Santa Claus Is Watching You!" (He's Everywhere, He's Everywhere!)

[nightfly61]

Dominique The Donkey-Julius LeRosa
The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen-BRCC
Percy the Puny Poinsettia-Elmo & Patsy
Santa Go Straight To the Ghetto-James Brown
:25 of Bill Shatner singing "Please Come Home For Christmas" on Boston Legal last week.

[dxer720]

And so it goes...:

Little Drummer Boy...Next Door by Pat Boone or Ray Stevens (Both versions are great)
Tree's on Fire by Cledus T Judd
The 12 Drinks of Christmas by Mel Torme (& others)
Santa Cows by Esau & Barrett (very popular in WI)
Rusty Chevrolet by Da Yoopers
I was Santa Claus at the Schoolhouse for the the P.T.A. by Yogi Yorgesson
Santa Baby '54 by Eartha Kitt (follow-up to the 1953 Original "Santa Baby")
Hang Your Balls by Kay Martin
Santa Claus is Commin' in a Boogie Woogie Choo Choo Train by The Tractors
Surfer's Christmas List by The Surfaris

Christmas is the holiday that has spawned the most novelty records...Halloween is a distant 2nd.