Twisted Xmas Songs

[The Dude]

1. Twisted Chipmunk Xmas
2. Grahbe Yahbalz
3. Frosty The Pervert
4. Grandpa Got Run Over By A Beertruck
5. I Farted On Santa's Lap
6. The Little Hooters Girl
7. I Came Upon A Roadkill Deer
8. The 12 Pains Of Xmas
9. Hey You! Get Off My House
10. Flu Ride
11. Leroy The Redneck Reindeer
12. O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads
13. The 12 Drugs Of Xmas
14. X-Files Xmas
15. Wreck The Malls
16. Buttcracker Suite
17. Merry Xmas Allah
18. Chipmunks Roasting On An Open Fire

http://rapidshare.com/files/5531130/twisted_xmas.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/5531129/twisted_xmas.part2.rar

[anotherguy]

Is all this by Bob Rivers? There's a lot of funny stuff I've heard there. Here's some other sites with funny Christmas music:

http://bongobells.blogspot.com/search/label/Comedy - The Christmas Comedy compilation is the best thing here.

http://cheezefactory.blogspot.com/search?q=christmas - These are more recent Christmas related posts, but here is another that was skipped somehow:

http://cheezefactory.blogspot.com/2008/01/dr-demento-greatest-novelty-christmas.html - My all time favorite Christmas comedy album! 

[nightfly61]

Retard Xmas Song from Family Guy(would you like a biggie fry wit' dat).

[YEKIMI]

"Christmas At Ground Zero" by Weird Al Yankovic
"Holy S**t, It's Christmas" by Red Peters

[anotherguy]

A couple of titles I've had ideas for in the past (but no further than that):

Rudolph the Red Nosed Wino
Frosty the Crack Head

Also, I've thought that Deck the Halls should be rewritten to do something about the line "Don we now our gay apparel." 

[nightfly61]

I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus-Kip Adotta
Jingle Bells(Laughing)-St. Nick
Rudolph the Welfare Reigndeer-Evil Barney( (a nightfly 5 star!)
Santa Claus & His Old Lady-Cheech & Chong
A Message From the King-BRCC
Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear-BRCC
The Chimney Song-BRCC
Flu Ride-BRCC
Rummy Rocker Boy-BRCC
Jingle Bells(Belching)--?
Deck the Halls-Moron Tabbynackle Choir(singing cats)
...and many more!

[Bongwater]

Bob Rivers can be heard every weekday morning on Seattle's 102.5 KZOK

http://www.kzok.com

[Yeziknoradio]

I love Bob Rivers' version of Afro man's "cause I got high"

"Claus I got high" is Hilarious! 

[The Dude]

Bob Rivers can be heard every weekday morning on Seattle's 102.5 KZOK

Excellent

[nightfly61]

Merry Christmas by Slade
Police Stop My Car-BRCC