The Sun of London: Shocking findings from Jackson's autopsy

[quadraphonic]

Yeah, I saw that this morning. Those poor kids.

Money buys you everything, including children. Why aren't people calling this what it is: a series of black-market adoptions?

Those poor kids is right.  Although, this could make for a very special episode of The Maury Povich Show.

 

8 stone...that's 112 lbs....YEOW! (14 lbs = 1 stone in UK measurement) I weigh TWICE that much....

If he was about 3 feet tall [not sure of Olde English/metric measurement] then that wouldn't sound so bad.

[aunti-terrestrial]

Really. I kinda like Harvey, so I occasionally watch TMZ. Last night, he pulled no punches. "Michael Jackson was a hard-core drug addict," he began, and really laid it on the line regarding the home use of this surgical anesthesia MJ most likely OD'd on. He got prescriptions in other peoples' names, and the pharmacies were so lax, often they didn't even bother to fill out a name label for the pill bottles when handing him powerful narcotics. Hooray for Levin for telling it like it is. I'm glad the mask (pun intended) of sainthood is falling off for some. This man was a good entertainer, but to forgive his every transgression doesn't speak much for character---only for the trait of blind hero-worship.

[firepoint525]

Michael Jackson and Debbie Rowe maintained for years that those kids were biologically theirs.     Now that he is gone, the truth is coming out!     I don't know why he felt a need to lie to his fans and the general public about the parentage of those kids.  Why didn't he just adopt kids, like all those other celebrities have?

Oh, wait, never mind!

[NewsVet]

This is old news now, but multiple sources are reporting that the biological father of the first two kids is Jackson's (white) dermatologist--this guy was also Debbie Rowe's boss. 

That doesn't pass the smell test.  The kids are good looking, while the dermatologist is not.  If Jackson wasn't the biological father it would make sense that he would have picked somebody better looking than the doc to be the sperm donor. 

[aunti-terrestrial]

Michael Jackson and Debbie Rowe maintained for years that those kids were biologically theirs.     Now that he is gone, the truth is coming out!     I don't know why he felt a need to lie to his fans and the general public about the parentage of those kids.  Why didn't he just adopt kids, like all those other celebrities have?

Oh, wait, never mind!

Hmmm....

"I'm a middle-aged, single man who cannot form attractions to women of my age. I am obsessed with children and think I'm a child, although I've masterminded the purchase and merger of the Beatles/Sony catalogue and am now negotiating a $500 million comeback tour. What else....let's see, oh, I travel a good percentage of the year and will entrust the adopted child to nannies...uh, I consume large quantities of prescription drugs and am addicted to surgery and surgical drugs...uh, I have exotic wild animals as pets on the property where the children will reside...oh, yeah, and one last thing, I've paid out millions of dollars to several boys and their families to keep allegations of sexual impropriety out of the courts, although it's been no big secret since 1993 when I paid that first kid 20 mil. Oh, and boys who have been involved with me have grown up to be the two outstanding characters of Corey Feldman and MacCauley Culkin, who have both been arrested on drug charges, among other brushes with the law, since they outgrew my favorite age of friends and had to be cut loose. Now, have I filled out all the proper papers to adopt a child legally through the State?"

[raptusregaliter]

This is old news now, but multiple sources are reporting that the biological father of the first two kids is Jackson's (white) dermatologist--this guy was also Debbie Rowe's boss. 

That doesn't pass the smell test.  The kids are good looking, while the dermatologist is not.  If Jackson wasn't the biological father it would make sense that he would have picked somebody better looking than the doc to be the sperm donor. 

I've never seen the dermatologist, so I can't comment on the probability of his parentage.  I have, however, seen many many film clips of Jackson as a young child when he had a dark, African-American skin color.  Even though Jackson became, as some critics have noted, "an old white woman," he cannot change his genetics.  When you look at the three children who knew him as their father, there is little doubt that Jackson had nothing to do with their creation.  All he did was sign the checks and take receipt.

[Bongwater]

This is old news now, but multiple sources are reporting that the biological father of the first two kids is Jackson's (white) dermatologist--this guy was also Debbie Rowe's boss. 

That doesn't pass the smell test.  The kids are good looking, while the dermatologist is not.  If Jackson wasn't the biological father it would make sense that he would have picked somebody better looking than the doc to be the sperm donor. 

I'm sorry but these kids look better than their own MOTHER.

Either way, I feel bad for them. These kids are going to be teenagers soon and I worry about them self destructing like their "dad". Soon they're going to find out everything they ever learnt in life thus far was a lie. Or a gross exaggeration of the truth. That doesn't bode well for kids that age.....