Hey, don't knock it until you've tried it!!

I still remember that glorious August evening (sunsational, as Jimmy Q. would say) when I first saw Tram Mai--donning rubbers and a rain slicker--standing in the raging Monsoonal flood waters on a lonely street in Phoenix, saving the hapless souls who dared to defy the Monsoon! She stood valiant, brave and true as she reported on every inch of raging water. Such bravery!!!
That act of bravery thrust Tram into the morning anchor chair for that "perfect morning blend."
I thank God every day for those brave men and women who are not cowards in the face of Mother Nature's fury and wrath!! They dare to stand in the way of
deadly hurricanes Monsoon storms, risking
life and limb their perfectly coiffed haridos in order to bring us the news!!
How dare you mock their bravery, sir. I demand an apology--now!!!
