Gee, for a second when I read the headline for "Kelly Stevens officially joins B98.5ís morning show", I saw "Kelly" and thought it was Kelly McCoy joining Vikki Locke. Which got me to thinking, what would that "Kelly & Vikki In The Morning" sound like?
Vikki: B98.5 FM, home of the Kelly and Vikki Morning Show, it's 8:11. Kelly?
Kelly: Morning Vikki, Kelly McCoy here. Hey, have you heard about our 98 at 9?
Vikki: Uh ...
Kelly: Why it's over 98 minutes of music every weekday mornings at 9. We call it our 98 at 9.
Vikki: Yes Kelly, we just discussed this during the last break.
Kelly: Well .... good.
Vikki: What else you got?
Kelly: Well we're in the middle of another 50-minute music hour ...
Vikki: No we're not.
Kelly: But ...
Vikki: Kelly we've already gone over this several times, the 6a-9a morning drive clock doesn't have 50-minutes of music, we're got other elements to fit in too.
Kelly: But ... I... I ... must be in the middle of another 50-minute music hour. I must be in the middle! I'm Kelly McCoy and I'm here!
Vikki: Oh look the hotline's ringing. Hi B98.5 FM your on the air with the Kelly and Vikki morning show!
Caller: Hi guys it's Jordan! (giggles)
Vikki Hi Jordan!
Kelly: Hey Vikki, it's Jordan Graye, our good friend!
Jordan: Hey guys ...
Kelly: Good friend, good friend. Our good friend. Kelly McCoy here.
Jordan: I'm just so excited it's going to be such a great day for everyone!
Vikki: Yes that's soooo true, great!
Jordan: But guys I'm stuck in traffic and I think I'm not going to make it in time. Can you kick off the 98 at 9 for me?
Vikki: Sure Jordan! I need to run back by the house and make sure my Ackerman Security system is armed. Kelly, would you like to do the honors?
Kelly: Why I'd ... I'd LOVE to! Kelly McCoy here soon to be in the middle of the 98 at 9!
Jordan: (giggles) Thanks, you guys are awesome!
Vikki: No, your awesome! We'll see you in a bit!
Jordan: Yes, bye guys!
Vikki: Jordan Graye.
Kelly: Our good friend.
Vikki. Yeah, great person. Good. Good times.
Kelly: Good times.