Woody defense fund

[taylorengineer]

I am starting the "Woody Defense Fund" to help fund a legal team to defend Woody from these cruel, slanderous attacks from nar do wells.
Sean Hannitty is personally involved as are, Sarah Palin, Sammy Hagar, and Willie Nelson. Other stars are joining every minute!
Please send your donations (cash only please) to the address listed on my new web site: whatwouldwoodydo.org.(wwwd.org.)
I also have  "Love Your Wood" teeshirts for sale in all sizes. Proceeds( after expenses, commissions, and other various charges) will go directly to Woody in support of his legal defense.
Thank you - you're great Americans.
Stop the hate. Show your support for Woody.
Hooray for everything......

BTW...stay tuned to R-I for news on the Cabo Wobo Save Our Woody concert with appearances by Willie Nelson, Sammy Hagar, Gretchen Wilson, and others yet to be imagined!

[Witchlover]

Johnny Cash, Conway Twitty & Hank, Sr. aren't too busy these days ... maybe you can book them.

[Sheriff Andy]

Does this guy have a genetic disposition of "not getting it"?
He's still clinging to this delusion of a Storm Aid concert, even though this was all exposed as a fraud. 
STORM AID A CONCERT FOR TORNADO RELIEF - TICKETS ON SALE SOON
Friday, October 07, 2011 at 10:00 AM - Saturday, October 08, 2011 at 1:00 AM (ET)

I'd think that the first rule of staging concerts would be to coordinate your dates, venue and artists; not one over the other.  Anyone think he just tossed a dart at a calendar?  "Tickets on sale soon"?  Uh-huh.  Right.
Boy, are these boards going to light up when his mug shot is released online!

[Witchlover]

Sheriff Andy, if a lie is repeated often enough, the public comes to believe it is true. Woody knows what Josef Goebbels knew.