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« Reply #22360 on: May 10, 2012, 11:51:56 AM » |
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Almost immediately after climbing up on the mechanical bull at Illusions, I knew I had made a big mistake.
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« Reply #22361 on: May 10, 2012, 02:18:59 PM » |
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A big mistake was going to Illusions in the first place, unless you were dj'ing.
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No irony there.
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« Reply #22362 on: May 10, 2012, 02:50:43 PM » |
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Unless you were dj'ing you would not have chosen Illusions for the kind of reverse bachelorette party that all the boyfriends will be having in the band camp lounge for one more whirl with the party girl for gifts and prizes.
We all know what that last edit thingy looks like, right. It's what they meant to say while trying frantically to undo.
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News reports: The unemployment rate went up because unemployed people who persisted in looking for work despite being told that they gave up, before and after benefits ran out, continued looking for work.
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« Reply #22363 on: May 10, 2012, 05:00:45 PM » |
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Gifts and prizes are generally given to contestants on game shows who fail to win the big prize and I believe it was on The Price is Right that someone said, "tell them what they've won, Johnny".
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« Reply #22364 on: May 10, 2012, 08:10:28 PM » |
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Johnny Olsen was the first announcer on Bob Barker's The Price Is Right until he passed away and was succeeded over the years by Rod Roddy, Rich Fields, and George Gray.
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« Reply #22365 on: May 10, 2012, 09:52:37 PM » |
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Rod Roddy, Rich Fields, and George Gray must have thick skins, because every day there are TPIR fanboys posting on the internet sites various minutiae about all of their perceived shortcomings, rarely praising them.
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« Reply #22366 on: May 11, 2012, 04:35:01 AM » |
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Rarely praising them for their ability to ride the Illusions mechanical bull, the egotistical midget gave it a shot.
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« Reply #22367 on: May 11, 2012, 04:52:00 AM » |
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a shot is very expensive at illusions.
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If you never say no, how much is your yes worth?
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« Reply #22368 on: May 11, 2012, 06:40:50 AM » |
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At Illusions, last night must have been Poetry Night, and that must have been the open-mic contribution of Yeziknoradio channeling e.e. cummings or early k.d. lang.
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« Reply #22369 on: May 11, 2012, 06:53:57 AM » |
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E.E. Cummings or early k.d. lang would probably be well received in some venues but probably not ones that have mechanical bulls and patrons who look like cast extras from the movie, Urban Cowboy.
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