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« Reply #22570 on: May 24, 2012, 07:26:49 AM » |
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The lovely young library interns certainly made visiting the library an event to look forward to.
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« Reply #22571 on: May 24, 2012, 07:35:51 AM » |
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The lovely young library interns do at times need some counselling and direction and it is written into my PowerWorld LLC contract that I be the one to provide that.
Ok, I'M the one who wrote it into my contract but still.....
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« Reply #22572 on: May 24, 2012, 08:57:31 AM » |
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"I be the one to provide that" said WMC about a lot of codicils in his contract, blissfully unaware that at the last the FWG (or TFWG as some prefer) board meeting (he missed it, he was ogling in Florida), we all agreed to never talk like pirates again.
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« Reply #22573 on: May 24, 2012, 09:19:45 AM » |
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To never talk like pirates again is fine but quad missed the fact that WMC failed to acknowledge radioman148's contribution (probably because he was preoccupied with thoughts of the lovely young library interns) so what was an event to look forward to is now a bit of a jumbled mess and if I had my way, someone would walk the plank.
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« Reply #22574 on: May 24, 2012, 09:56:46 AM » |
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Walking the plank as we speak, sir!
Walk the plank, and if you are a person reviled for whatever you deserve to be reviled for, for many people, your walking would be an event to look forward to.
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« Reply #22575 on: May 24, 2012, 10:07:21 AM » |
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An event to look forward to would most likely include being a judge of the bathing suit event at the Miss Universe Contest.
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« Reply #22576 on: May 24, 2012, 10:33:53 AM » |
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The Miss Universe Contest should be sued for false advertising because I've never once seen a contestant from a planet other than Earth.
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« Reply #22577 on: May 24, 2012, 10:54:52 AM » |
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Other than earth, most planets are uninhabitable because they lack air, which also seems to affect beauty contestants' brains right before they respond to questions.
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« Reply #22578 on: May 24, 2012, 10:59:39 AM » |
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Right before they respond to questions from the moderator, beauty pageant contestants usually have the look of a deer caught in the headlights.
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No irony there.
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« Reply #22579 on: May 24, 2012, 11:05:08 AM » |
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Headlights might be the slang term for the object of the attention of the audience as the ditzy deer in the headlights look and smile linger well past time, as the bubbling bathing beauties wish they had done things differently while others hold the raw, unfiltered footage on their home machines.
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