I have listened to the Morning Mess a couple of times and do not find the show to be as bad as yu exaggerate. I did finf it funny that for their phone pranks theme songs they use Queen's "We will Prank You" Jeff used to use the same song as "We will Scam you"
Yes I admit that is a hyperbole, I actually laughed at one of the Morning Mess' phone pranks, and when Marco discussed "netting pots" I went out and looked for one.
But Bert Show is very very solid, and is almost like (to me) the radio equivalent of reality tv on radio, wheres Morning Mess is more like conventional morning radio.